lucasbieneke:

Lord Voldemort and shit I got beaten by a baby.
Lord Voldemort and I am Tom Marvolo Riddle.
Lord Voldemort and I’m not even in this book.
Lord Voldemort and shit, where’s my nose?
Lord Voldemort and Lucius you had one job.
Lord Voldemort and now we’re getting somewhere.
Lord Voldemort and fuck you Harry everything was going so well.
7:03 pm  •  29 September 2014  •  6,956 notes

kushangel:

i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again

7:03 pm  •  29 September 2014  •  934,550 notes

undefyinq:

undefyinq:

if we date im literally stealing all your sweatpants and hoodies

4:13 pm  •  29 September 2014  •  152,047 notes

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

4:06 pm  •  29 September 2014  •  910,139 notes